March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
me when I go out: I should've stayed home
me when I stay home: I should've gone out
cervid:
Fact #52 I try to be optimistic but then reality comes in the way